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I'm kind of boring, in an interesting sort of way? I write a lot. I'm disabled. I like Dragon Age an unhealthy amount. I read a lot. A lot, a lot a lot. I play video games. I have three children (a legal adult and two elementary school-aged) and I have a husband (who is also a legal adult.) I like cats, and ferrets, and hedgehogs, and chinchillas. We watch Cartoon Network pretty much exclusively in our house (yes, all of us) and I have a very big problem with boundaries and not watching my language.

I also have schizophrenia, which has shaped my life a lot a lot. Sometimes I don't make much sense, and sometimes and I make too much sense, and you can't tell when it's going to happen. I get very shy and I have agoraphobia and some severe social anxiety issues (which seem to be getting better, so there's that) but if people email me or message me I'll tend to respond. Eventually.

I, uh, have an unhealthy obsession with Fenris from Dragon Age. My husband is aware of my interest. I no longer feel shame over this.

Oh, yes. I have a sense of humor that can be best categorized as "constantly on" and "dry, gallows, and dark." Gallows humor - Gallows in Kirkwall. ha! It's also wretched, and I love puns and childish knock-knock type jokes.

My favorite joke:

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Cow Wh-
Moooooo!!!!

Yes, that's legitimately my favorite joke. I am not a mature.